Moonlight Dwelling

Booth got up to go to the bathroom where he found something shocking when he pulled down his boxers.

"Where's my penis?"

He closed his eyes and counted to ten hoping to find it when he opened them again.

"Damn it! Where's my penis?"

He kept shouting as he ran to the phone and called Bones.

"Dr Brennan."

"Bones my penis is missing."

"No it isn't I have it."

"Why do you have my penis?"

"I read that a shiny penis is a happy penis so I'm having it buffed and shined."

"I want it back Bones."

"Fine I'll drop by. Do you want to get some lunch?"

"If you give me my penis I'll even pay."

Booth took a shower and got dressed. He was watching TV when the doorbell rang.

"About time."

He got up and opened the door.

"Bones give me your penis."

"Don't you mean your penis?"

"Whatever hand it over."

She reached into her bag and pulled out a box.

"Do you need help putting it on?"

"No I'm perfectly capable of putting on my own penis. How did you get it anyway?"

"I took it off when you asked me to."

"That would explain the headache. Hands off my penis from now on. Now let's go get some lunch."

By Barbara Desmond