Moonlight Dwelling

DC 2

The Titan On The Tracks

Make sure to include a little chill time during your vacation.

The siren being on means there's something possibly fatal.

You only have ten minutes to find the owner of the severed arm so the guy doesn't bleed to death.

A person should know who their boss is.

People skills could land you a job while a lack of them not so much.

You should know the person's name by the time you run into them a fourth time.

Make sure to schedule paranoia somewhere.

Cool as long as paranoia is on the schedule somewhere. Hodgins

You want to kill someone planting yourself in front of a train probably not the best idea but too early to make any assumptions.

When all else fails try chattering her to death in the hopes that she'll forget the comment you made.

Going in the diamond lane solo will be caught on film.

Oh like a jar. Why can't we just say a jar? Booth

Cut the mumbo jumbo and say it in English.

Sometimes saying it makes you realize you shouldn't say it again.

Yes a computer can remind you aboug birthdays but it's nicer if you can do it all by yourself.

That whole confidentiality routine no longer exists when the client is dead. Booth

Nothing says junkie like your gonads access Ricky. Booth

A person's wrods and tone can be confusing.

Too much truth can be just as bad as too little.

Personal prerogative is at the heart of scientific inquiry. Brennan

Exposing a fraud is not a mistake and is actually a good thing.

Stay down when on a stakeout so no one sees you.

You know if drugs were legalized they could be dispensed from clean, safe, controlled outlets by trained personnel not in alleyways by criminals. Brennan

You have to wait until the guy deals before springing into action so you catch him in the act.

Converse during a stakeout while you're waiting.

It looks like I'm talking to the headstone but what I'm really saying is that forget about where the words are aimed. What I say is that I remember them. Booth

My mouth moves, words come out but none seem to get across the drawbridge to the princess I know who waits within. Booth

Grab the dealer by the throat and hold him to the ground while your partner searches for needles.

Don't you have to read him his rights before you strangle him? Brennan

You have to hold the dealer's throat close so he doesn't swallow the evidence.

If you bite me I will squeeze your little pin head. Booth

You shouldn't swallow heroin it's dangerous. Brennan

I feel I should alert you there's an additive in this heroin that causes overdoses. Brennan

Being wealthy doesn't mean a thing when the person's severely brain damaged and not likely to wake.

Corpses usually don't dress themselves.

A shiny car can be handy in getting a picture of a person in the next car.

Sometimes a person takes the job for better equipment.

Some people like to think things through before making a decision regarding a person.

Good people don't have other people murdered. Good people don't even know how. Brennan

People can be more than one thing. Booth

When all else fails try the lying thing.

If the person deserves to be in a coma it doesn't count.

Try doing something that people do like bringing flowers to the grave of a loved one.

Sometimes you have to wait for an answer.

Mother And Child In The Bay

If you refuse to get a TV at least flip through a People while at the checkout stand.

People can be snotty sometimes.

If you have a siren go ahead and use it.

Hero sounds better than heroine since it sounds too druggy.

Show the pictures when questioning someone to try to help them remember.

He's not protecting you if he hits you before he leaves when he finds out that his wife's body has just been found.

Tell the murder suspects's girlfriend to call unless she wants to be charged with obstruction and aiding and abetting along with some other charges.

Committing yourself to one person isn't in the interest of the species. Brennan

We make our lives out of chaos and hope and love. Angela

Some people are very literal.

Conversations with a four year old shouldn't include discussing genetic differences between humans and monkeys.

It's just a release of serotonin necessary for the survival of the species. Brennan

Some women just don't want kids so stop with the judging.

Ya know you really don't have to act any geekier the whole outfit does it for you. Booth

Some are totally into the whole geek chic thing.

There's a time and place for big words like with the kid of the woman you're dating.

It's better to do the messing than being the one messed with.

Ok ya know what that's great I'll be there in twenty but in the future you're just gonna have to ask me differently Bones because ya know what come over to your place to stab the body that is just freaky. Booth

Wait until you're in your ex's office before you start with the name calling.

Nothing says I'm a bitch like threatening to keep a good father from his own son.

Having a run in with your ex can put you in a stabbing mood.

You don't pack face cream and a nightgown if you're being abducted. Brennan

How do you breastfeed an unborn child? Booth

Well someone was being really careful when they were cutting her up.

The Boy In The Shroud

When the dead body found in the garbage truck is a minor it falls under FBI jurisdiction.

Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions without more info.

Not many kids from the suburbs end up rotting in garbage trucks. Fun factoid from the front lines. Cam

The first thing you do after finding out the identity of the body is inform the parents.

You shouldn't judge someone because they are in foster care.

It's understandable for a person wanting to place the blame somewhere after finding out that their child is dead.

Just say the word that everyone would recognize instead of the over the head word.

Make sure to get the answer to your question before handing over any money.

I hate this part where you stand with the gun and I have to do the looking. Brennan

If you ran expect to be hurt a little when a person needs to speak to you and chases you.

We're not gonna hurt you. Ok I hurt you a little bit but that's only because you ran. Brennan

It's rude to spit at a person that just wants to speak to you.

Getting booted out of a foster home can sometimes be for the best.

When in doubt see where the evidence leads you.

You never know whre two people in love will end up like an abandoned pipe factory.

Oh young love you pour your soul out to some pimple faced jock with a great body and the emotional maturity of an eleven year old only to get your heart broken in the back of a red Camaro. Cam

A Special Agent as a rule tends to be a big shot.

Don't stand too close when at an autopsy.

Some like garlic and mayo on their fries while others prefer ketchup.

The Blonde In The Game

In some cultures dogs can guard corpses sometimes to the point of starvation so shoot it. Brennan

When in doubt talk softly to the growling doberman.

When all else fails whistle and throw a pinecone to get Cujo away from your remains.

My Uncle Preseton wants to be buried standing up without a casket. Hodgins

He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands. Brennan

Most people have two wrists so use the other one.

Offer crime photos to try to get an answer out of the serial killer.

Try to be nice to the total loon that married a serial killer since you might need her later.

Sometimes you need to go with the lame ploy.

Nothings says creepy like finding out that the imprisoned serial killer has an accomplice that's free and out killing.

Don't forget to put the siren on.

Nothing says disturbing like a serial killer being allowed to father a child.

Yank the chain so the serial killer's head slams into the table.

Accidentally on purpose slam the serial killer's head into the table just as you're leaving.

Some people are better with the living while others are better with the dead.

You can't always sarcasm the answers out of a person and instead connect with them.

The only reason the serial killer's killing is in the past is him being locked up which usually stops the killing unless he has a partner.

Sure a man could change but not if he's a serial killer.

Dying your hair blonde isn't gonna make the psycho killer see you and only you like adoring you with his eyes.

Threaten to shoot the nasty dog in the head to get him to shut up and sit.

I can't just guess I have a process! Hodgins

Feel free to shoot anyone that isn't your partner or the victim that is threatening.

You have to shoot the bad guy when he attacks your partner.

Have some Vodka and get drunk after killing someone.

Ya know Bones I'm not sure you grasp the basic theory on how to get drunk. Ya what ya need to do is order a shot of hard liquor from a bartender named Shiggi. Tell him to leave the bottle on the bar. Booth

Killing someone in defense doesn't make you the same as a serial killer.

The Truth In The Lye

Sometimes you need to take a break to get some perspective.

When it's not helping it needs to be stopped.

Nothing says vomit like someone picking up a big piece of skin.

When in doubt check for a website.

Something is up when the two who are never not talking aren't talking.

A broken arm doesn't hurt not so much when you have brittle bones.

Don't clue the two wives into their husband's bigamy in case they teamed up to take out their husband.

Use the interrogation room as a visitor's lounge to see if the wives know each other.

Being smart can be what a person does for a living.

Some things should be said in your head instead of out loud.

Making him dead before he was doused with lye oh happy day. Angela

Maybe he dissolved himself so there would be more of him to go around. Angela

The guy goes to the top of the suspect list when upon hearing of a guy's death calls him a son of a bitch.

Well ya know it's an anthrological inevitabilitiy for women to gossip and nag. Booth

Although it sounds like a sick joke some men do have two wives as repulsive as that is.

Let the guy know why you didn't marry him since he might have doubts about his ability as a father.

You eat with some chopsticks while others are worn in the hair.

I was only trying to engage her in social intercourse. Just trying to be normal, congenial, exchange with a co-worker but if that's what gossip is I don't like it at all. Temperence

Some people can tell that a woman's pregnant by their gait.

In a suicide with a gun the hand drops it after the bang.

Look I thought we agreed here we do not end up groping each other in the FBI closet. Booth

Nothing says gross like getting in the tub that was fully of gushy remains.

A good friend will keep quiet about any future slipups.

After trying to bilk the insurance system I imagine they'll get nothing less than a firing squad. Jack

Even though it was wicked doesn't mean it's not a mistake but not for the night so have at it.

The Girl In Suite 2103

No one likes the musak in the elevator.

Swaying and humming is something you do in the elevator and if you're also getting laid.

Buddhists say that if we can lose ourselves in the moment without distraction or desire we experience truth. Temperence

Why can't you just hum like a normal person? Booth

As a rule people don't go around asking a little person about their condition.

Whoa wait a minute are you saying this skull was so hot that it explodes but the girlie parts are still intact? Booth

It's just that men sometimes think things are funny but women merely find gross. Angela

A kiss requires permission.

Little people have a long history of being close to power. Yes but as clowns as court jesters they were the only ones allowed to mock the King to give her perspective. You don't do that Mr Radswell. You just do what the King says without putting anything into perspective. Temperence

Sometimes being an idiot can lead to a job well done.

A bank routing number can help in trying to track someone down unless it's blocked by the State Department.

Hello Dr Brennan I'm just small not invisible. Alex

When all else fails go with threats along with a little blackmail.

Don't say it out loud when you get something like baby steps and a little person.

Some men can had odd enthusiasms.

You called it baby man of odd enthusiasms. Jack

Anthoropologically speaking a man gives a woman a gift as a way of laying claim, as a way of marking her as his to the other males in the community. Temperence

It's bad to advise your daughter to get pregnant since it could lead to her getting killed.

When all else fails call the paranoid conspiracy nut to call the FAA to stop a plane from taking off.

A stiletto heel can be a deadly weapon.

Love is in the purified and ionized lab air why should we resist? Jack

Point the finger at another killer with a bluff in an attempt to get the person to revoke a diplomatic immunity.

The Girl With The Curl

What is she a midget stripper? Jack

Yeah and I miss normal people can we go on? Yeah because uh ya know this isn't weird enough. Booth

It's better to bury someone with love instead of turning it into some disgusting show.

Go ahead and take a risk and ask the girl out.

Any major alteration of our underlying architecture demeans us. Brennan

Yes I wanted larger biceps before I became comfortable with my mental acuity. Zack

So Mom bound, starved, and drugged her that's heart warming. Booth

Our society puts a premium on beauty common in declining cultures. Brennan

Some people have different ideas on what is silly.

The best friend is the one you go to for advice.

Apparently there's an anthropoligical answer for everything.

It's always fun to flirt in the workplace but out there when fantasy becomes a reality it's a drag. Cam

Go on the date with the co worker which will be awful followed by a couple days of awkwardness and then everything goes back to normal.

Can't we just prosecute her for being horrible? Booth

There's enough pressure on young females without making them prematurely sexualized. Brennan

A civilian can question kids while an FBI agent can't unless the parents are there.

There's no time like the present so if she says yes to a date make it that night so she doesn't have a chance to change her mind.

If you do the asking you plan out the date.

Don't judge a person just because they wear black.

Some people just like to wear black.

Nine year olds don't argue they call each other names.

Something simple can turn out to be the best date you ever had.

Don't go around touching kids because a kid might call out child molestor.

Just enjoy the donut and lose the knife.

Order extra food to avoid someone eating it all.

The Woman In The Sand

Leads don't mean much without a body. Zang

Don't judge someone just because she's a prostitute after all it's legal in Vegas.

Don't expect an informant to talk back that's dead unless you try a seance.

Vultures don't circle skeletal remains since they're more into sunbaked rotting corpses.

A broken thumb can be the result of a loan shark that you can't repay instead of breaking it on the wife's face.

Try to keep an open mind when a story sounds a little hinky since it just might turn out to be true.

Rage has nothing to do with size. Brennan

When you're an anthropologist just look around and observe the culture.

You can't count cards when playing 21 'cause that's considered cheating.

You'd think the mob would come up with less cliched ways to whack people. Jack

Big words only a select few know can cause a person's mind to wander.

Shine the light thingie to see if a room has any blood in it.

Please someone buy a DVD player. Jack

Ok the whole maggots eating intestines thing is not nearly as gross to me now. Angela

Some people always chase rainbows.

Try medication to help control the impulsivity.

The usual rules don't apply when in Vegas.

Don't pick a dress that looks like something Granny would wear to a funeral.

When pretending to be a schoolteacher be the hot one that makes the boys crazy.

Heels really aren't made for walking so go with sneakers instead.

A Southpaw is someone that is left handed.

Carry around a wad of cash between the girls.

Throwing a punch has nothing to do with logic it's anger.

Anger is a part of being human. Grow a set. Jack

No striking you merely seemed to be the most practical way to get you to be quiet and focused on work. Zack

Punching hurts your hand but it also hurts the one punched.

Some people for some bizarre reason find two people beating each other silly entertaining.

I suppose from an anthropological standpoint this taps into the nihilistic part of the human psyche fascinated by blood and gore. Brennan

Some people find booing more fun than cheering.

Just say where the guy should hit in simple terms when he's being tossed around like a rag doll in the ring.

Aliens In A Spaceship

It's not every day you find yourself buried alive in a car.

Just because it looks like a flying saucer doesn't mean it is.

Two kids sealed up in a beer vat can appear to be aliens to the uninformed.

Some people need to be on the receiving end of the mean.

Two victims buried alive need twice as much air.

If curious turn on the Religious channel.

You need to think outside the box when there's nothing typical about a bad guy.

Um I don't know putting testicles on the outside didn't seem like such a good idea. Angela

The amerpage is what causes the real damage on a stun gun.

Look before you speak before entering a room talking about being King of the Lab.

Could you stop being so weird it's making me very uncomfortable. Angela

If no one pays the ransom you're so screwed.

When pressed for time go ahead and jump to conclusions.

It will mean something to the father to find out that one twin killed himself because he was injured to try to save the other.

Don't ask about how long the incision is gonna be when you have no drugs handy to take the pain away.

Slice as fast as possible.

Feel free to pass out when someone needs to make a long incision in your leg.

Nothing says I love you like giving the girl a bottle of crazy expensive perfume.

I don't like the term dirt. Jack

Dirt that has ash in it and tastes of nitrogen and sulphur comes from coal country.

No faith is an irrational belief in something that is logically impossible over time I have seen what Booth can do. It's not faith. Brennan

Believing in someone falls under the heading of faith.

No God doesn't exist talk when in a church.

The Headless Witch In The Woods

Nothing gets a person pining for concrete like a forest getting thicker and thicker.

It's kinda hard to talk to someone without a head.

Since I can't find the skull I'd say his head got cut off. Brennan

It's safe to dismiss fantasy and deluded perceptions. Brennan

I may be alone in this but I think one of us should remain a rational human being during this investigation. Brennan

Zack please some garlic around the remains and chant the Mung Ritual for Preservation of Souls. Brennan

Everyone needs a connection.

The interview's over when the girl starts freaking out.

Some people can compartmentalize.

When in doubt ask what kind of music he listens to.

Play loud music to help muffle the screams to avoid passing out while viewing freaky footage.

Grab a hand when the video's scary.

Don't press for further information when the person's glaring at you.

Hallucinagenic ramblings could actually be a screen play.

Remember that it gets cold when the sun goes down so don't forget to bring a blankie.

If he thinks of you as a guy that's not than he's a woman to you.

As a rule a person can't chop off their own head.

It really sucks when the guy you like turns out to be a murderer.

Speak English instead of words only a select few know.

When the alternative would be too freaky say it was a reflection of the moonlight on the tape.

Spend the night with someone when too freaked out to be alone.

Our perceptions are always colored by what we hope, what we fear, what we love. We do the best we can. Booth

Take the guy hug when it's offered.

Judas On A Pole

If you must set someone on fire at least wait until after they're dead to do it.

Just answer the questions.

Scientists are supposed to look a certain way.

Spilled guts implies the dead guy was a stoolie.

Correct them only when they're wrong.
Nothing brightens the day like a case that turns out to be some freaky, weird ritualistic thing.

You're pretty safe when you spend half your time with a sniper trained FBI agent.

Hey ya can't not believe in something one second and then use it against me in the next. Russ

Forget the credit card and just kick the door in.

I've seen this movie I get killed on the way home. Jack

Nothing turns the stomach like finding out that Dad shot a man in the head, hung him from a pole, gutted him, and set him on fire.

Consequences aren't the same as fault. Russ

Don't grab a donut until given permission.

Get more coffee while you plan your course of attack.

Let the person who's ruining their career do it their way.

No I read a book on body language. Zack

Apparently in our culture when a older male lays an open hand on a younger male it conveys approval but if he bumps younger male with a closed first it conveys doubt.

You only need to demonstrate the open hand and closed fist thing once since it's really easy to grasp.

It's a federal offense to blow up a train trestle accident or not.

Well the sanctity of the confessional is extended to all. Booth

It sucks to find out someone is dirty in the building.

Ya know Bones I'd take a stand up crook over a crooked cop any day of the week. Booth

With some people it's just best to do what they say.

Sometimes you can't avoid a big noisy mess.

When in doubt just play dumb.

Just because a person's an idiot doesn't mean you don't like them.

It's real dumb to cross state lines without telling your parole officer.

Someone always gets dubbed a real pain in the ass.

A guy that just had his testicles handed to him tends to be seriously grouchy.

A person has a right to know why they're being suspended without pay.

Being pissed upon by a very great height is a pretty lame excuse.

Solve the case to get the friend ususpended.

Dude what you call being a conspiracy theorist I call being well informed. Jack

Truth hurts dude learn from it and grow. Jack

If a parish priest can figure out the FBI is watching so can an experienced fugitive like your father.

Get some help when you're in serious need of a makeover.

Lose the floppy hair. Angela

If a gun is out give the person a pair of cuffs.

Here's your list of snipers from the decade of disco. This time I'm advising you duck.

Don't wig about the blood until you know whose blood it is.

Partners hug each other in those getting scared moments.

The world just isn't black and white.

Try to avoid getting handcuffed instead of getting the person the want to cuff.

It's rude to hit a person's car especially when it's a loaner.

When a person's a genius learning how to be effective in front of a jury is no problem.

Wear a silly hat until people are used to your facist haircut.

You're born into one family but your friends are family too that you happen to choose.

The Man In The Cell

The yawning can be a sign of being tired as well as boredom.

If you're in a girl way stay away from the bars when walking past the cells in a mens prison.

Being called robotic isn't so bad as long as it's followed by wildly intelligent.

Short men have better leverage. Angela

Why didn't it work out exactly was it lack of quality time or all the women he bludgeoned to death. Booth

Everyone has secrets some more bizarre than others.

You can't force someone to take protection for someone that's not safe.

I'm not unhinged I can take care of myself. Brennan

When it comes to a psycho you can't rule anything out.

Leave it to a serial killer to spoil the mood. Cam

Sometimes you have to be low just in case it works.

Nothing deals with the fear like carrying around a huge gun in your purse.

Leave them alone to have a private conversation about size and guns.

Growing as a human being doesn't include killing men in addition to women.

Logic flies out the window when dealing with a psycho.

The person might just be stating a fact while you might view it as being made fun of.

You made your son bathe in amonia. Brennan

You get a helping of blame when the son you made bathe in amonia turns out to be a serial killer.

Foaming at the mouth is very not good.

There's not time when the Doc tells you to send for her family.

Just being there for a friend can help even if you don't know the right thing to say.

Poison might not be your biggest problem when your family's coming.

Dealing with an escaped serial killer that you're trying to catch can lead to a case of exhaustion.

A truly smart psycho would use a poison that changes composition after pronlinged exposure to air.

Drop the bluff when the psycho says he won't give you a hint that could be helpful.

Lock Mommy up to torture the psycho and make him sweat.

Plaster and sodium hydrosulphate equals drywalling and leather goods.

Instead of explaining just do the boullion search.

I am walking out of here if you try and stop me again I will shoot both of you. Booth

Risk the shooting when you have something worth dying for.

A body is still a clue even if it isn't the right dead body.

Be careful when approaching the body when the head had a nasty surprise inside.

Jam all the frequencies so a psycho's detonator won't work.

Check for trip wires.

When you set off a pressure trigger put your palm on the spot and press down.

Count to three and jump away from the booby trapped body.

Get creative with the news in case the serial killer is watching.

Nothing says creepy like the news lady saying you're in critical condition when you're so not and the other guy is dead.

It was a bomb I was being ya know heroic. Booth

It's good to keep your wits about you.

I guess if ya have to explain yourself why you're a hero I guess you're not really a hero. Booth

When all else fails talking to the evidence.

Ya know when this whole thing is over I'm moving to a doorman building, I'm getting an unlisted number, and I am hiring a full time bodyguard named Knuckles. Angela

You can't go home when the news has declared you dead.

Why does everyone question me? I'm the hero. Booth

Like I got poisoned by a disembodied head full of plaster dust. Cam

Pretend to be taking a shower and to make it even better put the radio on and lay in wait for the serial killer to come with waitng with your big gun.

Don't provoke the lunatic all right.

It's not such a loss when the serial killer goes splat on the pavement fifty feet below.

Don't be surprised to find yourself assigned to a shrink after an on the job death.

Take your kid back there after a freakout that causes him to be afraid of a place to put things right.

The Girl In The Gator

Lose the wild socks and the fancy ties and try a staid and boring tie for a change.

Repeat the guy's first name twice when that's the way he introduces himself.

Bond says the last name first not his first so it's Bond James Bond.

Tuck your pants into your sucks when entering a room with a dead body complete with flies.

There's too much soft tissue for me to tell anything. Brennan

Sixty million will buy a lot of good will.

A person doesn't want it advertised about the therapy thing.

When there's no sign of forced entry the victim probably knew their attackers.

Something could be wrong if the promise of blood splatter patterns on your computer doesn't entice the guy.

I'd much prefer you came to the game and oggle my butt crack. Sully

The wife is gonna be a suspect in her husband's murder when it's revealed they were having problems in the marriage and he had big bucks.

Blood on a sweatshirt isn't a good sign.

Bumping into each other at the diner does not count as going out. Angela

Damaged goods you run away. Very respectful you hang in. Angela

Some guys ask for advice while others not so much.

Too slow can turn out to be worse than not slow enough.

Not odd if you were decomposing for three weeks you'd probably work up a fungus or two as well. Cam

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not true.

It's therapy and not an evaluation when you keep meeting with the shrink.

You know what I did the belt buckle, I did the tie, I did the socks. What else do you want from me? Booth

If your first and middle names are the same just drop one.

When it's a scuzzy bar a guy that doesn't sweat that much will be one of the best smelling ones there.

Save the penis talk for dinner.

Penis size only matters to other males. Brennan

Well it is but ya know I need you to come along and ya know collect some dust or pollen or seeds or whatever the hell it is ya do so I can get in and figure out if she's got anything to hide. Booth

Nothing says perfect cover like muskrat.

Your cover's blown when you say the guy's first name which wasn't mentioned in the introduction.

Keep it zipped when the prosecutor is obliged to share everything she knows with the defense since some things can't be known.

Only a lawyer with the case not going his way would object to the use of the phrase very convincing manner.

If the guy's insecure make the first move and take him for a little test drive.

Everybody rebels in their own way.

Are you saying if I wear flashy socks I'm gonna forgive Hodgins? Booth

That answer can be right in front of you so just look for it.

Spending a lot of time with someone can lead to their knowledge rubbing off on you.

Try a peace offering with pie to help repair a strained friendship.

Just because the question was offensive doesn't mean it won't have to be answered.

Start using your oversized heads this is the real world. Caroline

Now I know Bug Man here handed in his resignation. My official justice department recommendation is the following. We win the case he gets his job back. We lose Booth shoots him. Caroline

Just go for it and kiss the guy.

Share about the sex after your partner told you about his socks.

Sex. Socks. Pretty much the same word. Booth

Grab some protection for those messy ones.

The Man In The Mansion

Pretending the phone is the ocean won't work so just answer it so you can get back to the bed fun.

Nothing says eew like a split open cockroach.

Don't bring up a therapist because a person loves and go make an appointment yourself.

You don't have to be afraid to reveal that you've got a boyfriend.

If someone found the time to write a it a person could find the time to read it.

It's not every day when your fiction becomes reality.

Nothing says cheery like a book with victims that are bound and gagged with red tape, shot and fed to various animals.

I love the symbolism of the red tape. Perfect way to dispose the bureaucrats. Jack

Sometimes instead of a jump it's a hop to a conclusion.

Sometimes it just seems right to whisper in her ear.

A person tends to come with two hands.

Look into the fan mail when a murder's been committed that is exactly like one in the book.

If the person says they got along with the person well enough there might be something.

Sometimes you need to ask an odd question when conducting an investigation.

Not all sand is created equal.

Some prefer sex books to gore to read for kicks.

Abuse is a pretty good motive for murder.

It can be pretty damn hard to try to convince a woman to leave her abuse husband.

Fused fingers or not a gun can still be fired.

You really don't need to share your boss's drink order just ask your question and go.

Once a second victim's been found you have to finally admit that someone is copying your fictional murders.

The connection between two bodies isn't always obvious.

Some people have a method they like to stick to.

You've got a best seller when there's lots of gore and a splash of social commentary.

An inheritance of big bucks smells of motive.

Don't share your knowledge if you know about the tightness of a rat's rectum.

Just let nature take its course with laxatives to speed things along.
It's time to go upon discovering that a bunch of rats have been fed laxatives.

Don't get snippy with someone who's only trying to help.

Knowing and believing can be two different things.

Serial killers have a pattern a method of killing. Brennan

Check on your friendly neighborhood stalker when copycat kililngs are afoot.

Give the person five seconds before firing your gun at the doorknob when the wacko won't let you in.

Your shrink's gonna be pissed to find out that you shot a door.

It's a good thing when the guy cares about you.

Don't use your brain so much sweetie. You have other organs that can give you far more pleasure. Angela

Don't rush the process just run on sex and laughing.

Serial killers like to show off, boast about their crimes. Sully

Smack the wacko in the nose when he tries to touch you.

It's kinda hard for someone to be a killer when they faint at the sight of blood since killing tends to come with blood.

Use the back entrance to avoid the nuts when going to a book signing.

A candy bar in the pocket that's half eaten can get a little linty.

Follow the trail of fire ants and d on't let them get on you.

Nothing like murders from the book the boost sales.

You never know what attracts a person even a scary publicist.

When in doubt ask if he needs a candy bar.

Sand is needed in the golf course of a country club.

Bodies In The Book

Try going away on vacation as in leaving town.

You need creative ways to deal with the pressures at work.

Ok I want the whole kip and canoodle transported to the Jeffersonian. Brennan

Most humans don't want to hear about removing the hed from the rest of the skin sack so wait until they're out of earshot.

Nothing turns the stomach like a murder victim being boiled followed by removing the skeleton.

Nothing says perverse like trying to blow up a head minus the skull like a balloon.

Being called dirty could just mean you have dirt on your cheek.

Boats are referred to as her not it.

Before buying the boat check out the sexual feng shui.

When giggling is heard on the boat call out to avoid awkwardness.

Squatting isn't nunlike behavior.

Always call when a bone shows up.

Some live wide while others live narrow.

Nothing screams suspect like a guy with no reaction to hearing about his fiancee's death followed by a Crouching Tiger escape.

Ya know in therapy I learned that definitive statements are by there very nature wrong. Booth

When it's your therapy you don't have to share the details.

Don't recommend a match unless there's two hundred points of compatible commonality.

In Chinese nonmenclature the last name's first and the first name is last.

When the bride ends up dead it's no match made in heaven.

Apologize for being judgemental even if the topic is a little ghoulish.

When snagging a bone make sure to replace it with another.

Stick the bone in your jacket pocket since it wouldn't be good to sit on it.

You can't go wrong with a compliment and if in Chinese so much the better.

It is switcheroo not switchamacallit. Whatchamacallit is a candy bar.

Sailboats don't have keys but the marina does.

When the question is big take a breath before answering.

There's more to life than corpses and murders you know we do this job for too long we get warped. Scully

Run away before the job warps you.

Offer a hug when you've just given a person a lot to process because they'll take you up on it.

When in doubt about running off with a guy consult the best friend.

It's time to let another part of yourself out into the sun with a bare chested man and a tropical breeze. Angela

Sadly murders and mayhem will always be around to solve after a sabbatical.

Catching a murderer is a bit more important than some study.

Nothing says I'm a tool like being more concerned with some prcious study instead of wanting a killer caught.

Being dedicated to a larger timeless truth doesn't mean you don't want killers put behind bars.

When all else fails get an order of exhumation.

When the guy's got a girl he doesn't need the volleyball if he gets shipwrecked.

Try looking wide instead of narrow.

Limit the maggot talk and just get to the point.

Records showing something doesn't make it true.

Nothing breaks up a cemetery party like the FBI showing up to check out the bones.

The level of hotness goes down to zero when one is a skeleton.

Have whimsy because a lack is a genuine handicap.

Probably the uh bouncing flying mail order husband. Does that count as whimsy? Zack

Have a signal so you know when to take the guy down.

Save any discussions for after chasing the bad guy.

Punch the guy first to stop him from bouncing around.

Cuff the guy to whatever's handy so you can question him without the bouncing.

Don't leave the poison in the fridge after killing someone.

When someone leaves it is customary to wave at the one sailing off.

Everyone vomits at some point.

The Boneless Bride In The River

A water main bursting can feel like an earthquake.

Bodies bursting out of their graves doesn't help if you're having stomach problems.

No one likes a cranky crotchety priest.

It isn't unusual for a person to introduce people while others prefer them to introduce themselves.

Are you one of those priests who smacks around school children with rulers? Zack

I'm afraid your ground was consecrated as a crime scene. Brennan

Some priests have no sense of humor.
Some say colorful while others say make fun of.

What so I'm supposed to walk on egg shells because someone belives that a plot of earth has supernatural properties because they waved a wand over it.

Issues can affect a working relationship.

Can't you just be satisfied that if I'm wrong about God I'll burn in Hell? Brennan

Nothing says Christmas no matter the month when a shovel is found buried in a colony of worms.

When in doubt go with kind eyes when drawing a face.

Murder really has nothing to do wiht faith.

Priests have their own set of rules.

It's polite to offer guests tea and snacks.

Being rude can lead to a dry and overcooked roast for dinner.

There is nothing wrong with a priest that has his congregation holding hands during mass.

Make copies of a sketch to pass around to see if anyone can identify the person.

Everyone doesn't agree on what is considered friendly conversation

The supernatural stuff tends to go with the job of priest.

Intelligence has nothing to do with one's belief.

If the orange berry pound cake is positively yummy ask for the recipe.

Even tasty treats don't appeal when your stomach hasn't been too fond of you lately.

Ya know it doesn't help the case for you to insult the priest. Booth

Go to the shrink for your friend and speak your mind.

Lose the mumbo jumbo speak and come right out and say it so the non super sized brainy types can understand.

It may sound great because the shrink has an English accent.

Don't take the athiest to church to avoid awkwardness.

Some people like to pray in church.

Lose the sex talk while in church.

In a drawing it's all about the eyes.

It's not too bad to be exposed to a fungal infection when a shot will fix you right up.

Save the moving in together discussion for lunch at the Egyptian place.

Death isn't clean especially muder which is our business.

So your problem with Dr Brennan is that you don't know what will or will not catch fire or where you stand. Dr Wyatt

No one likes a suspect that clams up so get him talking.

We can't keep our hands off each other. I think about you all the time. Moving in is the next logical step. Jack

Getting distracted can lead to not much talking.

Just because other people think something doesn't make it not true.

A priest taking an interest in a kid doesn't automatically make him a pedophile.

Actually organized belief stystems which fail to adapt to changing morays are demoted from religions to acknowledge metaphoric mysticism. I mean, no one worships Odin anymore or Zeus. Brennan

You get kicked out when you keep on making religious comments that are offensive.

It's a bit extreme to cane an altar boy for sneaking a sip of the sacramental wine.

A person can learn from a past mistake.

Can be take this or do we need to serve a warrant on God? Brennan

A silver chalice doesn't exactly scream murder weapon.

Going to the same school doesn't mean you knew everyone.

You can't base an investigation on rumors.

Why didn't I go with Sully? Sully is perfect. We communicated well, the sex was incredible. He invited me to sail around the South Seas in a beautiful yacht for a year. I mean, why would anyone turn that down? Brennan

A person has to be ready to lead a purposeless life.

Concede to other people in their fields of expertise when you want the same consideration.

When in doubt consult the shrink when the thought of moving in together wigs you out.

Yes a priest can say Hell without getting struck down.

A confession gotten too easily is likely bogus.

If you poison someone death is likely gonna happen at some point.

Flattery works to get the guy to do some shrinking.

The Priest In The Churchyard

No one really cares about the distinction between concrete and cement.

Shot, stabbed, but lived to die another day rap star. Jack

Bring flowers to the grave of a loved one.
Report your fugitive sighting even if he happens to be your father.

It is not acceptable to break into a person's house even if it's only for a chat.

Bad guys tend to do illegal best.

Cementhead has a nicer ring to it than Concretehead.

Well if the facts are in it's not jumping to conclusions. Brennan

Eat soft food when you have a tooth sitch.

A bounty hunter needs to be able to read people fast or get dead.

A walk on the wild side can be quite intoxicating.

The whole point of a speaker phone is so more than two people can talk to one another.

Be careful when the criminal is so hard core he has a limb amputated to fake his death.

A daughter should consider forgiving a father that only kills bad guys.Up and down is wiggled. Angela

When in doubt try knocking on the door bearing Snickerdoodles.

The bad guy won't want to draw attention to his missing leg which would blow his faked death.

Don't let someone sneak up on you.

It's not good when you wake up to find yourself tied up.

Getting hit can make the tooth stop hurting.

Just because you don't kill for fun doesn't make you an upstanding citizen.

When rolled up in a carpet on a bed trying to move will only land you on the floor.

Someone telling you to put down their gun doesn't mean pistol whip me with it.

When all else fails try transvestite and keep going.

A guy hiding is gonna be using a fake name.

If no official ID is handy threaten the model plane.
The guy probably won't be listed under his fake name.

Grab the guy by the tie and hold him in a chokehold or just give the guy the forty bucks so he'll talk.

Pull the rug out from under the fleeing person.

Just give a woof and keep hard head thoughts.

Go with a headbutt when tied to a chair.

I can't fight or shoot a gun but if something bad happens I can spit with deadly accuracy. Angela

You can't get answers from a corpse so make sure to remove the pillow every so often till the person spills.

Desperate times call for lying your ass off to the Federal Bureau of Investiations.

If you like really still after being stabbed you may not die.

The Killer In The Concrete

Spaceman In A Crater

When in doubt ask a geologist about a crater.

Start by taking a look.

Aliens probably don't wear loafers.

Blow flies on aliens who knew? Booth

You're taking a shot at me because I happen to believe that we are not all alone in a infinity of space. Jack

You know it's illegal to mock people for their fundamental beliefs. Jack

Don't run through the math.

Instead of saying anomalous sometimes you need to go with weird.

Porous bones indicate someone who is ill.

Go with the alternate explantion when the only one you've got is the bones belong to a 130 year old.

It's little gray men not green.

Some people have vast knowledge.

When in doubt use the phone book.

Astronaut wives tend to travel in packs for who better to understand being in the same sitch.

Have your ID handy for those demanding to see it.

Mention your good friend the aggressive prosecutor that's great at getting warrants and have the warrant just in case you can't all be friends.

You really need the originals when you're trying to figure out what's been blacked out.

Don't put your feet up on someone else's desk.

Ask the conspiracy nut to fill in the blanks with parnoid ravings.

Pluto's no longer a planet it was demoted. Jack

Proposal Tips

1. Do it again when you didn't do it right the first time.

2. Get dinner.

3. Get down on one knee.

A person's replacement could help fill in the blanks.

Some people are more literal than others.

It's all in the wording when you're asking questions.

Enjoy the weightlessness but don't eat first to avoid the potential for vomit.

Some people just don't get it and probably never will.

People mock those who believe that aliens exist.

A person of principle won't back down just to save his job over what he saw regardless of what others think.

Nothing says yummy like a Poptart fresh from the toaster while boiling some dead guy.

It's a joke. don't you be coming around to boil me in the middle of the night. Jack

Lose alien technology when giving an explanation to a non believer.

Why not just have the visitors toss him into the sun? Cam

Things can go wrong when a person tries to cover something up.

Leave your mucklucks at home when it's suit and gown fancy.

The success of something can depend on your definition.

A murder weapon and whether or not the poor bastard was dead before he hit the ground helps when sprining on a suspect.

And if I am late for dinner I will find whatever it is and I will hit you with it. Angela

You may not be able to see smell but you can tell when someone smells great.

When in doubt ask for the answer in American.

Some people are more amused with puns than others.

Sometimes a killer requires some assistance when trying to coer things up.

A slap and a step back can be deadly.

Panic can lead to sheer stupidity landing you in handcuffs.

Why would I get you all dressed up for dinner just to break up? Jack

Not thinking straight can lead to silly thoughts.

I believe that if two people care enough for each other the rest of the world disappears to them. I feel that when I'm with you. I'm prepared to put you ahead of me for the rest of my life. Jack

Soften the no to the proposal with a kiss.

When in doubt choose laughing instead of crying or punching.

I guess right now it looks to me like marriage is having someone who will slap your enemies then toss their dead bodies out of airplanes. Brennan

Don't mention your grim thoughts about marriage.

The Glowing Bones In The Old Stone House

The rain can slow things down.

Pop some Potassium Iodine pills before suiting up to check out the glowing body.

No marriage talk when trying to avoid radiation poisoning 'cause that's just weird.

Some things just can't be measured in a lab.

It takes time to figure out things that are complicated.

Some like the flesh while others prefer the bone.

Best selling authors can get in anywhere including restaurants mere mortals can't possibly get into.

Be discreet when sneaking a taste of a world famous dish.

Well then tonight I'll take a knife and fire and make you an orgasmic grilled cheese sandwich. Jack

It's good to have a muse to bring those sparks of inspiration.

Just because a person is a suspect doesn't mean he isn't a good chef.

Saying no doesn't look good so hand over your fishy knives for comparison.

You can still eat at the restaurant when the che's been cleared of murder.

Sometimes your brain just shuts off because you're in love. Angela

One can't logically base a decision on momentary happiness. Brennan

You know I'd back down if I were you he shot a clown once. Brennan

Just when you think it was nasty enough it gets nastier.

If you're locked up surviving is on the mind so peeing yourself is no biggie.

Sorry I forgot you were buried. Cam

Don't think about others pillow talk to avoid the eew factor.

You know when I said before that you were the difficult friend inside my head that's not necessarily a bad thing. Angela

Pushing the pause button on a relationship causes you to miss so much.

Ceramic isn't just used in pottery you can find it everywhere.

Some questions are rhetorical requiring no answer.

Death should bother you even though you catch the killer.

I have an appreciation and a need for emotional and physical intercourse just like you. Brennan

Close your eyes when you're trying to remember something.

Don't overdo the murder reenactment.

Nothing says sweet like fish spelled out to say Be My Love.

When your friend's doing the cooking you get to do the cleaning up after.

The food's good when the guy wants to be alone with it.

Stargazer In A Puddle

Being agile is handy when you didn't wear your gum boots.

Muck leads to slippage and potentially falling.

Some people are more concise than others.

A body in a shopping cart is most likely a kid.

Don't make a clap for Tinkerbell joke when talking about what was found with a murdered child.

Save the wedding talk for a time when you're not discussing a child murder.

Getting a drink is out when you're an escaped felon in the presence of a federal agent.

Don't force a daughter to handcuff her own father.

You can't be mad at someone for just doing their job even if it involves arresting your father.

A hug is a yes when you ask her to be your bridesmaid.

Nothing says irony like an escaped felon being a good influence for his son.

Make up the guest room just in case for those times when your escaped felon father comes for a visit.

Irony works in mysterious ways.

It isn't always either or since it could be both.

It's better to ask the guy to be your best man when he's actually listening to you.

You shouldn't have to think about it when someone asks you to be their best man.

Stars can be signals from Heaven showing people the way home.When underground family members may as well not exist.

Things aren't always rational.

Jack On Best Man Requirements

1. Stand there.

2. Make a toast.

3. Hand over the ring.

4. Tongue kiss the maid of honor at the reception when people clink glasses.

Boys you've got Spam and Sea Chimps you get anything out of that and I will buy you each a car. Cam

It's hard to trust someone whose abandoned you especially a parent. Booth

Nothing spoils the whole Sea Chimps thing like eating decomposing flesh.

Killing your own child isn't likely to get understanding from anyone that belongs to the human race.

It's kinda intimidating when your prospective father-in-law is a rock star.

When a gun is out start throwing punches.

There's no timeout during an arrest. Booth

Wear a cup when going to arrest a sneaky escaped felon.

Do a quick tucking and yanking to make the bridesmaids dress look better.

Pick a better time to apologize instead of at a wedding for arresting your friend's father.

Try not to get caught up in the odd happiness at hearing your Dad allowed himself to be arrested so he wouldn't abandon you again in the middle of a wedding so save the hug for later.

Nothing sucks like some state department guy barging in on your wedding and wanting to chat.

When getting shot at you instictively duck.

When in doubt ask the person that knows more about duty and honor than anyone else you know.

Apparently jumping over a broomstick with a guy in Fiji qualifies as a wedding.

Skedaddle when the wedding's been unexpectedly postponed due to some wacky broomstick marriage.