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What To Do If You're Buried Alive

If dirt comes up when you roll down the window put it right back up.

Write a goodbye note just in case.

Carry water in your car just in case you one day wake up and find yourself buried alive in it.

Hotwire the phone to the horn to send a message and jerry rig a resistero to you have time to send a single burst transmission a very short text message.

Add some perfume to the dirt with a laser pointer shining down and use a camera to find out where you are when a microscope isn't handy 'cause you're buried alive in a car.

It's really annoying to find out you were ran down with a car before being buried alive.

Use the air in the tire for more air.

Don't talk to conserve air when buried alive.

For a little more air mix together soda ash and lithium to make a carbon dioxide scrubber.

Use the explosives from the air bags in the hopes of blowing your way out when you're buried underground.

When all else fails risk having your brain turn to jelly.

Get in the backseat when using the airbags to blow your way out of a hole.

Go and get a good night's sleep after being buried alive and start fresh in the morning to catch the son of a bitch.

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