Moonlight Dwelling

The Man In The SUV: Don't jump to conclusions and don't rule anything out when trying to figure out what happened.

A Boy In A Tree: Dig deeper to find the truth after all things aren't always so clear cut.

The Man In The Bear: Don't talk of cannibalism while eating.

A Boy In A Bush: Some people are just mean.

The Man In The Wall: It's fun to just get away with no thoughts of dead bodies creeping you out.

The Man On Death Row: Unfortunately a psycho can be very smart.

The Girl In The Fridge: It's all in the way you say it that can make all the difference in the world.

The Man In The Fallout Shelter: Enjoy being stoned while trapped in a lab.

The Woman At The Airport: Yes coyotes can be found in LA even by the airport.

The Woman In The Car: A positive attitude couldn't hurt.

The Superhero In The Alley: A scientist has super powers without the costume.

The Woman In The Garden: Standing up to a bully is great and all but it could be hazardous to your health.

The Man On The Fairway: Nothing makes you queasy like hearing about a body that was frozen, dismembered, and fed through the wood chipper.

Two Bodies In The Lab: You never know where you'll find danger.

The Woman In The Tunnel: Just because a person lives underground doesn't make them crazy or a killer.

The Skull In The Desert: Listen to the desert when it speaks since it could save a life.

The Man With The Bone: Don't dive for possible pirate treasure with someone you just met since it could get deadly.

The Man In The Morgue: Vacations spent in the morgue can lead to murder charges.

The Graft In The Girl: Saving lives is great but it sucks when you're not one of the saved.

The Soldier In The Grave: You can't keep something bottled up so share with someone.

The Woman In Limbo: You are who you are regardless of the name.

The Titan On The Tracks: It can take a while for a person to grow on just so try to be patient if you're annoyed at first.

The Mother And Child In The Bay: Don't go around using bigs words because for most of us it just turns into blah, blah, blah.

The Boy In The Shroud: Talk to the one that you're butting heads with to see if things can be resolved in some way.

The Blonde In The Game: You're totally insane if you marry a serial killer.

The Truth In The Lye: Nothing screams Jerry Springer like a guy with two wives and as a bonus a kid with each of them along with a third on the way with his mistress.

The Girl In Suite 2103: Diplomatic immunity can be a real pain in the ass when a crime's committed.

The Girl With The Curl: Beauty pageants can get really ugly.

The Woman In The Sand: Some cases can be painful like when you're forced to fight a not so jolly giant.

Aliens In A Spaceship: Try leaping to conclusions since logic doesn't always apply.

The Headless Witch In The Woods: Getting Carried in the woods can land you a trip to the psych ward.

Judas On A Pole: A pat on the shoulder can mean a lot to a person.

The Man In The Cell: Put the blame where it belongs on the psycho.

The Girl In The Gator: Expect to build something as a result of shooting a clown.

The Man In The Mansion: Some nicknames are ironic and not actually literal.

Bodies In The Book: Expect your friends to read your books.

The Boneless Bride In The River: What you do for a living shouldn't be your whole life.

The Priest In The Churchyard: It may sound good but understaning a shrink can be tricky.
The Killer In The Concrete: Getting decked and bundled up in a rug can end the ouchie tooth pain.

Player Under Pressure: It didn't air until season three.

Spaceman In A Crater: Brittle bones are part of the astronaut package.

The Glowing Bones In The Old Stone House: Knives come in ceramic.

Stargazer In A Puddle: Unexpected news can really change the wedding plans.

Widow's Son In The Windshield: Don't lay down on a stainless table for dead people because people will think you're dead.

Soccer Mom In The Mini-Van: You can just tell when someone is fascinating and very weird.

Death In The Saddle: Watch out for wacko pony people.

The Secret In The Soil: Therapy can come with homework.

Mummy In The Maze: Stainless stell cuffs can cause a bullet to bounce of n them but keep in mind it's not fool proof.

Intern In The Incinerator: If the victim wasn't eaten it's not the serial killing cannibal.

Boy In The Time Capsule: Don't laugh when it comes to Brainy Smurf trauma.

The Knight On The Grid: Those with real high IQs take things literally when they shouldn't.

Santa In The Slush: Wear silly hats and share gum under the mistletoe.

The Man In The Mud: Just come right out and say forehead.

Player Under Pressure: Getting lipsticked by a cheerleader under the bleachers can be hazardous to your health.

The Baby In The Bough: You won't get struck by lightning if you say the word breast.

The Verdict In The Story:

The Wannabe In The Weeds: Not everyone can look like a scarecrow.

The Pain In The Heart: Eggheads have a different type of logic.

Yanks In The UK: Everything is the exact opposite of America in England.

Man In The Outhouse: Always check your calendar when dating two guys to avoid double booking.

The Finger In The Nest: Speak from the heart when putting a dog to rest.

The Perfect Pieces In The Purple Pond: A loony bin library card can be handy when you need to escape.

The Crank In The Shaft: Watch out a stapler can be a deadly weapon.

The He In The She:

The Skull In The Sculpture: People have strange ideas about what's considered art.

The Con Man In The Meth Lab: Don't call your partner a loser when you don't know the whole story.

The Passenger In The Oven: Fangirls are always prepared.

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